is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
third nipple confirmed
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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