I bet he comes in French.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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