no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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