Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
don't judge my taste in strippers
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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