With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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