this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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