He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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