weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
