so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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