PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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