Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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