Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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