I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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