i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
