Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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