No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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