Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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