Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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