do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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