What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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