just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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