Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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