I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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