He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Damn victory sex feels great
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