I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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