Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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