Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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