I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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