Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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