And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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