Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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