I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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