try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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