i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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