last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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