If i come over, it means nothing
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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