everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
