Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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