We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
this will be a night to untag.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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