So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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