She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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