Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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