Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Randomize
