I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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