After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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