I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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