In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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