just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We don't watch enough power rangers
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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