its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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