Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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