Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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