Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
