Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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