Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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