I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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